My phone fell on my face at 2am in Des Moines and I just let it happen
I was lying in bed in Des Moines trying to fall asleep while scrolling through old pics on my phone, holding it way too close to my face like always. My hand slipped and the phone smacked me right on the nose, then landed on my chest still playing a random video. I was too tired to move it so I just lay there listening to some guy talk about fish tanks for 20 minutes. Does anyone else just accept defeat when their phone attacks them at night?
Did you at least learn anything about fish tanks? Honestly that's just the universe telling you to go to sleep and you told it no thanks. I've done the exact same thing except it was a 40 minute video about restoring old tractors.