My old phone's battery health hit 78% after exactly 2 years and 1 week
I was checking the stats on my phone out of curiosity, and the number just lined up perfectly. It made me realize how consistent the battery wear was, almost like clockwork. It matters because now I know I can probably expect to replace it around the 3-year mark. Has anyone else seen their gadget's battery health follow such a predictable drop?
That's some impressive timing. My phone's battery health drops like my motivation on a Monday, completely random and always at the worst possible time. You got the one battery that actually read the user manual on planned obsolescence.
Planned obsolescence gets talked about a lot, but is it really a manual they follow? Batteries are just chemical packs that wear out differently for everyone. Maybe some fail at convenient times by pure luck.
My battery's timing is so perfect it probably has a calendar alert. It fails right when I finally decide to be productive. Guess I'm just lucky like that.