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My buddy's bachelor party got canceled cause the stripper had COVID

We were all set for a wild night at The Rusty Nail in Austin, but the main entertainment bailed an hour before. Ended up at a 24-hour diner eating pancakes and arguing about whether Die Hard is a Christmas movie until 4am. Anybody else have a bachelor party go completely sideways?
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jamesroberts
Sounds like a way better night than watching some stranger shake for your buddy.
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taylor.hayden
Wait, you ended up at a diner arguing about Die Hard until 4am? That honestly sounds more memorable than watching some stranger shake for your buddy. @jamesroberts gets it, those unexpected nights are the ones you actually talk about years later. Reminds me of my own bachelor party disaster where we planned this big paintball tournament and half the guys showed up hungover. We ended up at a bowling alley and I got my thumb stuck in a ball for 20 minutes. At least you guys had pancakes, I had to explain to a mechanic how I got bowling ball lube all over my car seat.
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elliot_patel
Having to explain bowling ball lube to a mechanic is a conversation I'd pay to overhear. "No sir, it's not what you think, I just really committed to the game." At least your thumb got freed, imagine having to explain that to the emergency room instead.
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